Don’t you just hate it when that urge to have sex comes over you and your partner but you are in a place that really isn’t suitable for all the squeals, slap and tickles that you need to get the full experience. Now you are an adult, you were pretty sure you were done with having to hide your sexual endeavors. However, if you find yourself wanting to sneak in a quiet quickie, how do you handle it? You don’t want to compromise on quality, you just want to mute the sex noises that erupt in those moments of pleasure and the sound of the banging headboard. Try these sex positions for sneaky, clandestine encounters, to keep prying ears away.
Not only is this the cleanest options, it is also a place that you’re guaranteed privacy. Under the guise of saving water, you can slip into the shower and soap yourselves up for a sexy, slippery encounter. Try the simple standing position facing the wall, with her slightly bent over and her hands on the wall. It stops all the fussing with slipping about and gets you straight to the point.
Go hard with foreplay
Just like your younger self, get everything to the maximum with foreplay. Foreplay is much quieter than penetrative sex as it keeps the rocking and bouncing to a minimum. If you get enough foreplay time in, it limits the time it takes to reach climaxing point, meaning you don’t have to shake the house down for too long, preventing suspicion from those around.
This is a good one for all the yogis out there and it is really good for limiting the movement. However, it does need a little strength in the arms. You sit crossed legged, while your partner, also corss-legged, lowers themselves down on top of you. Firstly, it is a really good position to get in nice and deep, but she needs to use her arms to rock herself up and down on top of your penis. You can always help by putting your hands under her thighs and helping to lift.
The Quiet Spoon
Spooning always just looks like cuddling if someone walks in by accident, but you can get a nice sensual experience, from a low-key slow spoon. Place her facing backward to you and bring her in close and have her move just her hips.
Doggy style on the floor
Moving your sneaky sex to the floor will always stop the rocking sounds. However, with most positions, it may invite carpet burn. To avoid this, try doggy as it creates the stable base without the friction.
If you fear your headboard banging the wall, lay horizontally across the bed. That way you will still have enough room, but you won’t have the same banging and rocking motion making all the noise. Try laying horizontally and have her on top, doing cowboy position. With the lady in control, it’s always stealthy, and she’s lifting her hips rather than rocking to keep the noise down even more. The eye contact will also mean that you both understand how each other is moving and if one of you has heard a potential interruption!
Never feel like there isn’t a way to sneak in a little surreptitious sex on the sly. And if you are worried it won’t feel as intensely good, make sure you are regularly taking supplements such as ‘Sexual Overdrive’ so you reach your full potential of ecstasy with each climax, no matter how sneaky you are being!